Arse by Dekadence
- PRESENTS AN ARSETRO CALLED - - - PRESENTS AN ARSETRO CALLED - YEAH!! DEKADENCE IS BACK AGAIN WITH ANOTHER PIECE-OF-SHIT PRODUCTIONS MADE IN A FEW HOURS IN A REALLY WEIRD STATE OF MIND... EVERYTHING IN THIS ARSETRO IS MADE BY BRITE-LITE WITH SANITY/ALPHA DESIGN GIVING SOME ASS(ISTANCE)... :) AND IT'S OFCOURSE BRITE-LITE TAPPING ON THE KEYS. WE (ME AND SANITY) ARE HERE AT MY PLACE GETTING READY FOR SOME SERIOUS BOOZING... SO YOU WILL GET TO READ SOME SEVERAL KB'S OF CRAP-TALK. AND THAT'S A PROMISE. SO IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SCROLLIES THEN I RECOMMEND YOU RESET YOUR LOVELY C-64 (BECAUSE YOU'RE OFCOURSE NOT USING AN EMU) AND LOAD A -REAL- DEMO. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO IT EVEN IF YOU DO LIKE SCROLLIES AS WE'RE NOT GOING TO TYPE ANYTHING WORTH READING... :) WELL, TIME TO OPEN UP THE FIRST BEER AND START TAPPING FURTHER... SANITY THROWING IN SOME WORDS HERE IN THE MIDDLE AND THE KEYS ARE GLOVING RED ALREADY... NICE TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN... I BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM... BUT NEVER MIND THAT I BET I KNOW EVEN LESS ABOUT Y'ALL SO TIME FOR ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF... ME AND BRITE-LITE ARE DOING SOME SERIOUS BOOZING TONITE (EAT YOUR HEART OUT BOOZEMLY CUZ WE ARE FOR REAL)... WELL, AS SANITY FORGOT TO TELL SOMETHING OF INTEREST I (BRITE-LITE) COULD TELL YOU THAT HE IS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF ALPHA DESIGN, YOU COULD SAY THAT HE'S THE OFFICIAL PARTY-ANIMAL. AND FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW I SHOULD TELL THAT ALPHA DESIGN AND DEKADENCE ARE STRONGLY CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER AS WE SHARE A LOT OF MEMBERS. ONE COULD EVEN SAY THAT AD AND DKD ARE SISTERGROUPS AS ALPHA DESIGN IS WORKING MAINLY ON PC AND DEKADENCE IN THE C-64 PART... I SHOULD ALSO APOLOGIZE FOR THE POOR QUALITY OF THE SAMPLE PLAYING, BUT AS MY CD PLAYER BROKE DOWN I COULDN'T SAMPLE A NEW ONE... TOUGH SHIT, AND A REAL LOSS AS THIS PRODUCTION IS OF SUCH "HIGH" - STANDARD... :) AND MAYBE I SHOULD THROW OUT THE GREETS NOW... HILLOS AND LOVE GOES OUT TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS: SCALLOP - ALPHA DESIGN - PANIC - DAMAGE - SIDE B - EARTHBORN - EXTEND - TOPAZ BEERLINE - ARTLINE DESIGN - BEYOND FORCE - BYTERAPERS INC. - PANAANI DISAIN - PSTK - PU-239 - SCHLANGE - CREST - WRATH DESIGN - PADUA - TRIAD - SCS+TRC - COMA - OXYRON - ANUBIS - ROLE - XENON - RESOURCE - LEPSI DEV - COSINE - PHANTASY - EXTREME - NINJA GEFILUS - PONTUS - KAHVILA - TRAUMA - RAWW ARSE - HOOY PROGRAM - CARCASS - AND OFCOURSE ALL THE LOVELY PEOPLE WE'VE FORGOT IN THIS WEIRD STATE OF MIND... WE LOVE YOU ALL!! AND OFCOURSE A SPECIAL PUSIPUSI TO AMJ (HI LUV!) YEAH, AND DEKADENCE HAVE GOT A NEW MEMBER! - HE'S CALLED TEKK AND JOINED AS GRAPHICIAN/SWAPPER... MAYBE WE'LL NOW GET SOME ACTIVITY IN THE GROUP AS I SEEM TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER MAKES ANYTHING IN DEKADENCE... MAN BEER TASTES GOOD WHEN YOU'RE THIRSTY. AND A GOOD THING ABOUT BEER IS THAT IT TASTES GOOD EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT THIRSTY. LOVELY MUSIC IS FLOWING THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY STEREO. WE'RE LISTENING TO SOME WALTARI TO BUILD UP THE FEELING FOR SOME REAL PARTYING... WE'LL PROBABLY MOVE OUR SILLY LITTLE ASSES TO SOME NICE PUB (OR TWO) - LATER ON IN THE EVENING AS SANITY WOULD LIKE TO GET SOME SERIOUS PUSSY... I'M NOT REALLY SO PICKY, I'M QUITE SATISFIED WITH SOME NOT-SO-SERIOUS PUSSY TOO... AND OFCOURSE SOME ASS (AS SANITY IS SOME SORT OF FUCKING PIHTARI AND WON'T SHARE HIS LOVELY PIECE OF ASS WITH ME)... I THINK SANITY SHOULD REMEMBER THAT HOMON KOSTO ON KAUHEA... =) MAYBE I'LL HAND OVER THE KEYBOARD TO HIM BEFORE HE GET'S ANNOYED AND STARTS SPANKING HIS MONKEY... SO, HERE YOU ARE LUV... SANITY ATTACKING THE KEYBOARD WITH SOME SERIOUS STUFF HERE... FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW ME KNOW THAT I CAN'T BE SERIOUS... BUT ANYWAYS LIKE BRITE SAID WE ARE OUT FOR SOME SERIOUS ACTION TONIGHT... AND I AIN'T NO FUCKING PIHTARI... BRITE WAS THINKING ABOUT CHAJ HE'S A SERIOUS PIHTARI MAN... HE WON'T GIVE ANY TO ANYONE.. WE WISH HIM ALL THE BEST OF LUCK TO HIM AND HIS NEW BOY/GIRFRIEND WICHEVER IT'LL BE... THAT WAS FOR YOU CHAJ... :) BUT ANYWAYS WALTARI IS VERY GOOD ... AS IS GODSMACK... THEY BOTH KICK SERIOUS ASS... TIME NOW FOR ME TO GET DRESSED AND DRUNK... SO I'LL HAND OVER THE "BOARD" TO BRITE... HERE YOU GO BRITE... HAVE FUN. YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE A NAKED SANITY IN FRONT OF MY C-64... ;) AS HIS "EQUIPMENT" - IS A HELL OF A LOT TO LOOK AT... OK, NOW YOU MAY THINK THAT WE'RE TOTALLY GAY, BUT I CAN ASSURE THAT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! :) WE BOTH SEEM TO BE A BIT ON THE LEFT-HANDED SIDE. WHO NEEDS WOMEN ANYWAY? - THEY JUST COMPLAIN ALL DAY LONG, SO IT'S MUCH MORE FUN WITH MANLY MALE-FRIENDS, AS WE'RE ALL ALIKE... ;) HMMH, A BIT OF A WRITERS BLOCK GOING ON AS WE'RE BOTH CONCENTRATING ON OUR DRINKS. AND WHO CAN REALLY BLAME US?? - YOU HAVE PROBABLY NOT READ THIS FAR ANYWAY, AND IF YOU HAVE I MUST SAY CONGRATULATIONS... YOU HAVE SHOWED SOME SERIOUS SIGNS OF WEIRDNESS. I MEAN, HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN READING STUPID SCROLLIES?? - GO OUT AND HAVE A BEER OR SOMETHING, OR TURN ON THE TV AND WATCH SOME PORN OR SOMETHING?? - NOBODY READS SCROLLIES ANYMORE (AS FUTURE CREW SAID IT: SCROLLERS SUCK!! BOY THEY WERE WRONG (AND CRAP)). WELL, MAYBE I'M A BIT STUPID AS I ALWAYS ENJOY READING SILLY TEXTS... MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE TO A MENTAL-HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING?? - :) YEAH, OVER 5KB OF TEXT WRITTEN ALREADY! BUT THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR PLENTY OF MORE KB'S AND CRAPTALK... SO, SUFFER!! WELLWELLWELL... MAYBE I'LL TAKE A BREAK IN WRITING AND LEAVE THE KEYBOARD ALONE FOR A WHILE... WE'LL BE BACK LATER... TIME PASSES MORE TIME PASSES NOW LOT'S OF TIME HAS PASSED AND STILL WE ARE WONDERING TO WRITE... OK, BRITE-LITE'S BACK AGAIN ON THE KEYS. I HAVE GOT SOME MORE FUEL IN ME NOW AS I HAVE GOT SOME MORE BEER TO DRINK. NICE? WONDERFUL!! TIME FOR A JOKE... SO, THESE TWO BLONDS ARE DISCUSSING AND STUFF... THE FIRST ONE SAYS: WELL, MY BOYFRIEND'S GOT SOME SERIOUS DANDRUFF PROBLEMS, SO I GAVE HIM HEAD AND SHOULDERS... AFTER A WHILE THE OTHER BLOND REPLIES: HOW ON EARTH DO YOU GIVE SHOULDERS?? HARHARHAR!! MAJOR LAUGH-ATTACK! OR MAYBE NOT??? - OF COURSE AS IT WAS A REALLY GREAT JOKE... :) SOME LOVELY SOUNDS IN THE FORM OF GODSMACK ARE PUMPING THROUGH MY SPEAKERS. I HOPE MY FLATMATE DOESN'T GET TOO ANNOYED BY THE LOUD VOLUME (BUT THEN AGAIN I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK!) SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? - WESTWARD, HO.... WESTSIIIIIDE... BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HO AND A BITCH IS?? WELL, A HO GIVES IT TO EVERYONE, A BITCH GIVES IT TO EVERYONE BUT YOU... =) AND WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF SEXISTS, I THINK... WELL, I THINK IT'LL BE TIME TO WRAP UP THIS TEXT SOON, AS I WOULD LIKE TO CRUNCH THIS ARSETRO BEFORE WE LEAVE FOR SOME HARD BOOZING AT THE PUBS AND NIGHTCLUBS IN TURKU... SO SANITY MAY SAY SOME LAST WORDS... GREAT TO BE BACK... GOTTA GO BYE.... SANITY WAS SILENT AND MODEST AS ALWAYS. WELL, WE'LL LEAVE YOU NOW... SO, LOOK OUT FOR THE FORTHCOMING RELEASES FROM DEKADENCE, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT OUR NEXT DEMO CALLED "BOMB" - WILL BE SOMETHING TO LOOK OUT FOR AS IT WILL FEATURE SOME "REALLY GREAT" - STUFF... :) SEEYAH! DEKADENCE NAI KANOJA! DEKADENCE: JUST A BUNCH OF FRUITCAKES.... WRAP! -